Shark Trek T-shirt
Author: Antarctic Press
Just when you thought it was safe to boldly go where no none has gone before...this shirt strikes! Your prime directive is to acquire one! Ceti Alpha V has everything. Clear skies. Gentle surf. Warm water. Red shirts flocked there every shore leave. It was the perfect feeding ground...for getting this t-shirt. We can go slow ahead, Mr. Sulu. Come down and chum some of this Gagh. What you're going to need a bigger shirt? Can do!